09 3 / 2012

Sorry, Wade. You’re using round boxes. The square ones are the ones you want to use in this particular instance. 

Sorry, Wade. You’re using round boxes. The square ones are the ones you want to use in this particular instance. 

08 3 / 2012

Episode five of The Joker Blogs: Hypnotized 

07 3 / 2012

The fourth wall is for losers anyway. 
Happy Wade Wednesday. 

The fourth wall is for losers anyway. 

Happy Wade Wednesday. 

06 3 / 2012

Why is Batman fighting a shark with a light saber? 
Because he’s the Goddamn Batman, that’s why. 
Happy Batty Tuesday, everyone. 

Why is Batman fighting a shark with a light saber? 

Because he’s the Goddamn Batman, that’s why. 

Happy Batty Tuesday, everyone. 

05 3 / 2012

Episode Four of The Joker Blogs: A Dream Come True 

This is one of my favorites. Enjoy. 

03 3 / 2012

Wolverine versus a T-Rex? I think we know how this fight will end. 

Wolverine versus a T-Rex? I think we know how this fight will end. 

02 3 / 2012

I know, I know. It sounds crazy.

Lately, everyone has been up in arms about the portrayal of women in comic books. It’s been a issue for a long time; but with DC’s New 52 reboot and its downright sexist approach to redesigning popular female leads, the outcry from fans has grown tenfold. Even I took time to discuss it. I’ve been thinking about it from time to time and I realized that comic books need more characters like Emma Frost.

Yeah, I’m talking about this chick:

 

She’s scantily clad, cold, mean, bitchy, famous for her decision to go into battle practically wearing lingerie, her breasts are fake, and she’s also a home wrecker. But we need more Emma Frost’s in comics. 

Just hear me out. 

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01 3 / 2012

Read it. It is just brilliant. 

Side note, I’m currently studying Advanced Batman Theory in college. Great course. 

01 3 / 2012

doctordisaster:

So, you’re a teacher at a school where mutant kids can learn to control their powers. What tricks do you use to keep your powers under control?

I don’t. I have a special pair of glasses that does it for me.

[awkward pause]

Without them, I am helpless and blind.

Well, designing them must have taken considerable ingenui—

I didn’t design them. The Professor did.

Oh. Well, that was kind of him. He also asked you to lead his team of mutant superheroes, the X-men, from their inception. What qualities led him to trust you to lead at such a young age?

I am a natural leader.

Er, yes. How so?

I am very good at leadership.

But what aspects of leadership?

The part where I am the leader of the team.

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01 3 / 2012

Episode 3(ish) of The Joker Blogs: He Can’t Because He’s Dead. You get to see how Steve died!

Enjoy the madness.